Akio (he/they)

hola amigos and bitches

my name is akiocolonthree, but everyone ignores the last part

i was the second person to join the band, back on march 21st 2024, i'm also responsible for inviting Drago and Con into the band in the first place, so this is all my fault, sorry.

Fun Facts

● i did not do 9/11.

● my favourite colours are orange and purple but SOMEONE asked me about it at 2:30 AM and I didn't see it till the morning so I got stuck with blue. yay.

● i am canadian (eh.)

● i'm the only band member to be in an EVIL time zone that adds 30 mins as well.

● sometimes i stare into the endless abyss that is our universe and imagine a reality where im happy, and i weep.

● my favourite number is 27!

Notable Songs

● Teal Vs Jesus

● Pollos (ft. thehatman87)

● Wishing Well

Comments From Other Band Members

"he's a bitch. i hope he explodes" -jester

"Oh no... It's him. That's it, nightmare person" -drago

that's all folks, go home.